thirdevee:

Over the years I’ve heard, more times often than not, about boys not kissing during and/or after receiving oral. I can’t wrap my head around this…at all. So, to exhale this frustration, I will unleash this off the wall rant…

Dear boys,

To those boys who find it messy: Hi, I have a secret, good sex is incredibly messy. Ever had a girl cum on your dick? Probably not since you can’t even be decent enough to kiss her damn precious face. 

To those boys who think being a “Dom” requires absence of emotional actions like kissing: You are not a Dom, and you do not grasp the concept of passionate sex, regardless of how rough it gets. If you fancy yourself a Dom and think she wants to be degraded and controlled without some comforting kissing, I have better chances of breaking a steel wall with a used plastic spork, than to get you to understand what being any semblance of a Dom is like. (slightly off topic)

To those boys who “just aren’t into it”: Shut the fuck up, if you can’t kiss her drooling mouth, you don’t deserve it on your body. You reserve the right to not enjoy it, but the vast majority of you still expect head…stop it, you selfish dried up sack. 

To those whom “forget” or “don’t think about kissing because it’s so good and can’t think straight”: …and I like to windmill my cock on razor blades while lemon juice rains from the skies. At least be a decent human being and be honest, like the other fuckers. No one has time for lying fuckery faces.

To those who find it “gross”: …you’re the worst of them all. It’s your own damn body part and/or fluids that she put so much effort into. I’m not saying eat cum and enjoy it, I’m saying get the fuck over it if 5 of your own sperm get on your skin or enter your mouth. Get over your own insecurities if you want a girl to shove her damn face on your probably unhygienic crotch. You. Are. The. Worst. I have no respect for you if you can’t show her respect in the simplest form of affection. Hell, I even give forehead kisses after a fucking facial, you limp worthless dick. 

To all of you boys: you’re just that, a boy. 

*All these excuses have been brought over the years in explaining to me as to why a male does not kiss during or immediately after receiving oral – from both men and women. I apologize for my odd cursing, my mind goes off in its own world*


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